Welcome to Neverrunwithscissors.com, where the computers are made to do the work.

Here, you’ll find my blog and other pages; I’m a software engineer (dare I say ‘devop’) in London, UK. I do a bunch of talks and am continually surprised that people turn up to listen.

I guess I’d describe myself as a full-stack engineer. I know, I know - unicorn, right? Check out my linkedin.com profile which is where I keep the evidence for such things, rather than duplicating it here.

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Oh, I should mention - the views expressed on this website are my own opinions and based on my own experiences; they’re not my employer’s.